A Jesus Joke

Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster
dead in the front yard. Rigor Mortis had set in and it was flat on its
back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad
our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his
legs sticking in the air?"
His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down
from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."
"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad
came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad
we almost lost Mom today!"
"What do you mean?" said Dad.
"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your
bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air
screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for
Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

Shyiraho Igitekerezo!

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